Captain Fräulein

This tumblr has no point. My Current Obsession is: Phantom of the Opera, Ramin Karimloo and Sierra Boggess (Rierra) You have been warned. My forever fandoms are: Harry Potter Percy Jackson (books not movie) Doctor Who Supernatural Sherlock Disney Hunger Games I will add things when I feel like it. (My icon is stolen from this lovely person's art http://muirin007.deviantart.com/)
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witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

(Source: sandandglass)

sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

(Source: dddderrnsuree)

fuckedupdotcom:

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

wow fuck both of you.

Feminism isn’t about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It’s about changing the way the world perceives that strength.

G.D Anderson  (via blissful-unawareness)

(Source: saperathebook)

piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

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lets-be-those-kids:

"your crush is walking by!"

"everyone act natural"

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fdelopera:

fdelopera:

hopsjollyhigh:

alw erik is really mysterious and sexy but leroux erik spends most of his time crying or making puns

Alas, poor Erik… ;)

#And then there’s Kay Erik #who spends most of his time being mysterious and trying to sleep with his mother (via agoodflyting)

person:
what kind of music do you listen to?
me:
*dramatically jumps up and turns in a circle and finishes with jazz hands* showtunes, muthafucka

disagreed:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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Lauren Worsham + Bryce Pinkham

(Source: misscladwell)

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

snorlaxatives:

*phones at 1% battery*

*becomes Olympic gymnast and quadruple back handsprings to phone charger*

(Source: snorlaxatives)

amazinggg:

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au8:

I was just reading AOL is announcing “a new way to connect with each other” in a couple days and I THINK AIM MIGHT BE COMING BACK AS AN APP! What do YOU think?

I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT AND AIM WILL BE BACK

thiS IS SO AMAZING

best app ever

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